Funny Tom

Meew, ma'am, I like
Your hat,
Mtcheeeeew, Tom, now
Pack your bags,
Where are my bags?
They're inside my eyes;

You steal my meat and
Throw the bones at me,
No ma'am, there is no honest
Cat like me,
Oh Tom, do you know
how I feel?
Ma'am, let me cut open your
Skull so I can see;

Bad cat, you're lazy,
Forget ma'am, I'm sorry,
Tom, where's the meat I kept here?
Oh I forgot, I used it to pay
tax dear