I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

• Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
• Marriage is the death of hope.
• Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
• Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
• Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
• Marriage is the death of hope.
• Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
• Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.
• If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
• As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.