What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

• I think I meant that, given the circumstances of my childhood, I had the illusion that it's easier to be alone. To have your relationships be casual and also to pose as a solitary person, because it was more romantic. You know, I was raised on the idea of the ramblin' man and the loner.
• Throughout my whole life, as a performer, I've never played with a band. I've always played alone, so I was never required to stay in rhythm or anything. So it was a real different experience for me to start playing with a band. There were so many basic things for me to learn.
• Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
• What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
• I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
• There's a lot of thought in art. People get to talk about important things. There's a lot of sex, you know, in art. There's a lot of naked women and men, and there's intrigue, there's fakery. It's a real microcosm of the larger world.
• You want to be a bit compulsive in your art or craft or whatever you do.
• I'm enamored with the art world. Anytime you look at anything that's considered artistic, there's a commercial world around it: the ballet, opera, any kind of music. It can't exist without it.
• I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.
• I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.