A woman who my mother knows
Came in and took off all her clothes.

Said I, not being very old,
'By golly gosh, you must be cold!'

'No, no!' she cried. 'Indeed I'm not!
I'm feeling devilishly hot!'

(C) Roald Dahl
01/23/2019


Best Poems of Roald Dahl

• The Crocodile
• Pure Imagination
• "mike Teavee..."
• The Three Little Pigs
• Candy Man
• St Ives
• The Rowing Song
• Television
• Cinderella
• Hot And Cold
• Veruca Salt, The Little Brute
• Little Red Riding Hood And The Wolf
• I Had A Little Nut-tree,
• If You Are Old And Have The Shakes
• The Pig
• Hey Diddle Diddle
• Oh You Knid, You Are Vile And Vermicious....
• Down They Go...
• Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop
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