The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
Phyllis Diller Quotes
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
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Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
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It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.
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Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.
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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
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Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.