It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

• Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.
• The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
• Look your best - who said love is blind?
• Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
• I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
• Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
• I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
• It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
• When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
• Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.