I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

• The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
• I will never do another TV series. It couldn't top I Love Lucy, and I'd be foolish to try. In this business, you have to know when to get off.
• I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since, physically or mentally.
• One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn't pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself.
• You see much more of your children once they leave home.
• I'm not funny. What I am is brave.
• In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.
• You see much more of your children once they leave home.
• One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn't pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself.
• Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.