One day Johnny Boy,
Went down to the beach to buy a toy.
The cashier said it was 50 cents
And he said; that don't make no sense!
And the cashier said sorry son, that's the rule!
Johnny said well go to hell you fool!
A guy named Bob walked up to the stand.
he said HELP! THIS IS SOME HOT SAND!
So the cashier sad slowly, like a turtle,
Here take some water you stupid squirrel