I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.
Joan Rivers Quotes
- The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
- My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
- I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.
- Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
- The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
- Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
- I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
- I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
- If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
- Never floss with a stranger.