Who is Joan Rivers

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Joan Rivers Quotes

• The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
• My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
• I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.
• Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
• The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

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Comments about Joan Rivers

• Wellyworldfl: joan rivers said it was 'no big deal' that michelle was trans, would she feel the same way today if she knew it led to children being surgically mutilated? she died for it anyway.
• Lamerketing: i'm not saying she's easy, but she's been in so many motel rooms her nickname is 'gideon.' -- joan rivers
• Michaelmargeti3: found this in my notes app and i'm really confused: the parched goat the indecisive pelican alabama apple slapper the overcummer …and a pizza place if harvey fierstein had a kid chow mein for 4? welcome to the neighborhood joan rivers is in my driveway lebanese pizza taco
• Forgiatoblow47: wait joan rivers said michelle was transgender? is this true?
• Usbornnraised: i really do miss joan rivers.

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