I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

• You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
• Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
• If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
• Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
• At my age flowers scare me.
• I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
• I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
• I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
• I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
• I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.