Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
George Burns Quotes
- You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
- Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
- If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
- Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
- At my age flowers scare me.
- I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
- I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
- I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
- I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
- I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.