When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

• One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
• May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds.
• Love implies anger. The man who is angered by nothing cares about nothing.
• Power is always dangerous. Power attracts the worst and corrupts the best.
• When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
• There is science, logic, reason there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California.
• Belief in the supernatural reflects a failure of the imagination.
• A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
• Say what you like about my bloody murderous government,' I says, 'but don't insult me poor bleedin' country.
• The tragedy of modern war is that the young men die fighting each other - instead of their real enemies back home in the capitals.