The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

• Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints.
• I'm full of fears and I do my best to avoid difficulties and any kind of complications. I like everything around me to be clear as crystal and completely calm.
• Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor he just tears him up.
• Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house.
• Luck is everything... My good luck in life was to be a really frightened person. I'm fortunate to be a coward, to have a low threshold of fear, because a hero couldn't make a good suspense film.
• Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.
• In feature films the director is God in documentary films God is the director.
• If it's a good movie, the sound could go off and the audience would still have a perfectly clear idea of what was going on.
• Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.
• The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.