Eighty percent of success is showing up.
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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
I am two with nature.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.
The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
All objects, all phases of culture are alive. They have voices. They speak of their history and interrelatedness. And they are all talking at once!
I have no consistency, except in politics and that probably arises from my indifference to the subject altogether.
Of all that is written, I love only what a person has written with his own blood.
I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight.
My business is not to remake myself, but to make the absolute best of what God made.
I believe that a simple and unassuming manner of life is best for everyone, best both for the body and the mind.
Not How Good You Talk Makes You Right, Think, Is It Reasonable To Talk Before You Talk.