We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
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Will Rogers Quotes
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
Bias has to be taught. If you hear your parents downgrading women or people of different backgrounds, why, you are going to do that.
One of the marks of a truly vigorous society is the ability to dispense with passion as a midwife of action - the ability to pass directly from thought to action.
Fear of death makes us devoid both of valour and religion. For want of valour is want of religious faith.
I knew at an early age I wanted to act. Acting was always easy for me. I don't believe in predestination, but I do believe that once you get where ever it is you are going, that is where you were going to be.
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times.
People living deeply have no fear of death.
I woke up full of hate and fear the day before the most recent peace march in San Francisco. This was disappointing: I'd hoped to wake up feeling somewhere between Virginia Woolf and Wavy Gravy.
I look forward to a great future for America - a future in which our country will match its military strength with our moral restraint, its wealth with our wisdom, its power with our purpose.
My sisters have been baptized and my dad is a deacon at his church now. Sadly my mother passed away but what I can say is that the Jehovah Witnesses took very good care of her up until she died.