We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
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Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
Don't gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
It is in Rousseau's writing above all that history begins to turn from upper-class honour to middle-class humanitarianism. Pity, sympathy and compassion lie at the centre of his moral vision. Values associated with the feminine begin to infiltrate social existence as a whole, rather than being confined to the domestic sphere.
Experience demands that man is the only animal which devours his own kind, for I can apply no milder term to the general prey of the rich on the poor.
Simple steps are complex when manouvering.
A woman can't be alone. She needs a man. A man and a woman support and strengthen each other. She just can't do it by herself.
If I'm a lush at anything, it's food and drink. I'm not materialistic in any way, but I value food.
Always seek out the seed of triumph in every adversity.
We've used up a lot of bullets. And we talk about stimulus. But the truth is, we're running a federal deficit that's 9 percent of GDP. That is stimulative as all get out. It's more stimulative than any policy we've followed since World War II.
According to the law of nature it is only fair that no one should become richer through damages and injuries suffered by another.
When you make a commitment to a relationship, you invest your attention and energy in it more profoundly because you now experience ownership of that relationship.