There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.
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Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
Politics is applesauce.
I went to medical school because I wanted to ask the big questions. Do we have a soul? Does God exist? What happens after death?
No matter how popular you are as a stand-up - you can go out and fill a 10,000-seat arena and be smart and funny - it's delicate to host an awards show and know where your place is and know that it's not about you, that it's about the people who are nominated, and respect that, but at the same time have your moment to show them who you are.
I say that justice is truth in action.
Got good news and bad news for you, Mr. President. The good news is that Chief Justice John Roberts just saved your legacy and, perhaps, your presidency by writing for the Supreme Court majority to rule health care reform constitutional.
First of all, my persuasion is what really breeds violence is political differences. But because religion serves as the soul of community, it gets drawn into the fracas and turns up the heat.
The distinctions of fine art bore me to death.
My only fear is that I may live too long. This would be a subject of dread to me.
It's time to say goodbye, but I think goodbyes are sad and I'd much rather say hello. Hello to a new adventure.
You know, I think the film business is its own worst enemy because it sells movies on DVD footage and 'behind the scenes,' and now it's a real struggle trying to keep storylines and plotlines a secret.
Prices are important not because money is considered paramount but because prices are a fast and effective conveyor of information through a vast society in which fragmented knowledge must be coordinated.