The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
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Politics is applesauce.
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'
The United States never lost a war or won a conference.
Don't gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.
Christmas in L.A. is weird. There's no snow. It's not even cold.
A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality.
In terms of the legal matter of creating a contract between two people that's called marriage, and allowing them to live together with the protection of law, it seems to me is the way we should be moving in this country.
Dear God! how beauty varies in nature and art. In a woman the flesh must be like marble in a statue the marble must be like flesh.
I remember how being young and black and gay and lonely felt. A lot of it was fine, feeling I had the truth and the light and the key, but a lot of it was purely hell.
We should not pretend to understand the world only by the intellect. The judgement of the intellect is only part of the truth.
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
I think you can tell the food is close to my heart, too, because I'm doing what I do best.
We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology.
Normally, I love to go to the movies and when I see a character portrayed by different actors at different ages, it kind of pops a little bit for me. It brings me out of the movie experience. Now we have the technology to cure that.