Will Rogers
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Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Don't gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
A fool and his money are soon elected.
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
A fool and his money are soon elected.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
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The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions that I wish it to be always kept alive.
The thing about black history is that the truth is so much more complex than anything you could make up.
The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage.
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Scalded cats fear even cold water.
I'm concentrating on staying healthy, having peace, being happy, remembering what is important, taking in nature and animals, spending time reading, trying to understand the universe, where science and the spiritual meet.
It is necessary to the happiness of man that he be mentally faithful to himself. Infidelity does not consist in believing, or in disbelieving, it consists in professing to believe what he does not believe.
Human nature is not of itself vicious.
Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness is its poison.
What's wrong with extreme dieting and hard-core fitness plans is that they don't take into account the rest of your life.
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