It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
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The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
People are getting smarter nowadays they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
True friendship is like sound health the value of it is seldom known until it is lost.
The true republic men, their rights and nothing more women, their rights and nothing less.
The secret of success is learning how to use pain and pleasure instead of having pain and pleasure use you. If you do that, you're in control of your life. If you don't, life controls you.
As a means of contrast with the sublime, the grotesque is, in our view, the richest source that nature can offer.
In general I was a good kid. It usually took a lot to make me mad. But once I reached the boiling point, I lost all rational control. Totally without thinking, when my anger was aroused, I grabbed the nearest brick, rock, or stick to bash someone. It was as if I had no conscious will in the matter.
Everything that has ever been called folk art has always reflected domination.
In my dreams I hear again the crash of guns, the rattle of musketry, the strange, mournful mutter of the battlefield.
Inclusive, good-quality education is a foundation for dynamic and equitable societies.
Thus so wretched is man that he would weary even without any cause for weariness... and so frivolous is he that, though full of a thousand reasons for weariness, the least thing, such as playing billiards or hitting a ball, is sufficient enough to amuse him.
Nothing in the affairs of men is worthy of great anxiety.