It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
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Will Rogers Quotes
Don't gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.
The nuclear arsenal that Pakistan has, I believe is secure. I think the government and the military have taken adequate steps to protect that.
It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.
The mind of a wise man is prone to change, the mind of a fool, never!
That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down.'
A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea.
Money is usually attracted, not pursued.
Money is only a tool. It will take you wherever you wish, but it will not replace you as the driver.
The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their powers as a state depend.
One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.
When you do find humor in trying times, one of the first and most important changes you experience is that you see your perplexing problems in a new way - you suddenly have a new perspective on them.