In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.
Quote by Will Rogers
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In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.
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Will Rogers Quotes
- If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
- Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
- Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
- The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
- So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
- On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
- Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.
- Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
- There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
- I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Best Quotes
- No man can call himself liberal, or radical, or even a conservative advocate of fair play, if his work depends in any way on the unpaid or underpaid labor of women at home, or in the office.
- Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work.
- Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
- The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
- I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
- By nominating Chuck Hagel to be his Defense secretary, President Obama is putting forward an aloof contrarian who doesn't suffer fools - a striving politician who considers himself above politics.
- We have not given science too big a place in our education, but we have made a perilous mistake in giving it too great a preponderance in method in every other branch of study.
- I'm a Cancerian, the typical crab with the tough outer shell and the soft bit in the middle. I don't think I'll ever come to terms with people being unnecessarily nasty, but I can take it if someone doesn't like my music - I'm not everyone's cup of tea.
- Certainly tolerance and acceptance were at the forefront of my music.
- It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, more vengeance, more desolation. War is hell.