In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.
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Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.
The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.
If you do a trick and it doesn't work out, that can stick with you. I like to go back, nail the trick, and, 'OK, I'm cool, it's all good.'
Willingness to change is a strength, even if it means plunging part of the company into total confusion for a while.
We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.
We cannot command Nature except by obeying her.
Focus on the mind and the soul. Read. Study. Enrol in a course of lectures. Pray. Become a member of a religious congregation. Study the Bible or other ancient works of wisdom.
The world is full of a lot of fear and a lot of negativity, and a lot of judgment. I just think people need to start shifting into joy and happiness. As corny as it sounds, we need to make a shift.
Time destroys the speculation of men, but it confirms nature.
We live in a society of victimization, where people are much more comfortable being victimized than actually standing up for themselves.
Mr. President, you were elected to lead. You chose to follow. And now it's time for you to get out of the way.
Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.