If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
Quote by Will Rogers
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If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
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Will Rogers Quotes
- Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
- The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
- Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
- We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
- The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.
- Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
- When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.
- Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.
- A fool and his money are soon elected.
- Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Best Quotes
- We do not always appreciate the role the Queen has played in one of the most significant changes in the past 60 years: the transformation of Britain into a multi-ethnic, multi-faith society. No one does interfaith better than the Royal family, and it starts with the Queen herself.
- Within the U.S., the Obama presidency will be mainly measured by the success or failure of his economic policies. And here, I fear, the monstrous stimulus package with which this administration stumbled out of the gate will prove to be Obama's Waterloo.
- Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
- I had used eclectic therapy and behavior therapy on myself at the age of 19 to get over my fear of public speaking and of approaching young women in public.
- Umubi ukwitaho aruta umwiza ukwiryah‎o
- A family can develop only with a loving woman as its center.
- Few women, I fear, have had such reason as I have to think the long sad years of youth were worth living for the sake of middle age.
- I know that I can sing. That's the reason I started playing music when I was twelve years old.
- Faith Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.
- Our nation is too different, too diverse to say that what works in Massachusetts is somehow going to be grabbed by the federal government, usurping the power of states and imposing a one-size-fits-all plan on the nation. That will not work.