Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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People are getting smarter nowadays they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
The gross heathenism of civilization has generally destroyed nature, and poetry, and all that is spiritual.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning.
The wealthy are always surrounded by hangers-on science and art are as well.
That business we started with 10 people has now grown into a great American success story.
God is more interested in your future and your relationships than you are.
There are a lot of things that are personally uncomfortable to show, especially me without makeup and completely bloated or crying. But I've realized that it's time for me to show my audience that you don't have to be perfect to achieve your dreams. Because nobody relates to being perfect.
They say I can open movies, and that's nice in that it puts into people's minds that women can do it. It's not just Kevin Costner, not just Arnold Schwarzenegger. Not just the guys.
I want to deal with somebody who comes from another country to the United States and has a family that comes. I don't care if it's a black family from Jamaica or a Hispanic family from Mexico. These issues need to be dealt with, but they need to be dealt with in the entertaining way.
To this day, I am the least materialistic person I know, because my father didn't raise me to just go out and buy this or that car. The only reason I wanted to make money as an actor was because I'm passionate about food!