Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
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Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
Anyone who's lost someone to cancer will say this, that you have to struggle to try to remember the person before the diagnosis happened, because they really do change - as anyone would change.
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.
The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.
Much can and must be done by governments, but they cannot of themselves change lives.
In art as in love, instinct is enough.
My mom grew up in poverty in Oklahoma - like Dust Bowl, nine people in one room kind of place - and the way she got out of poverty was through education. My dad grew up without a dad, with very little and he also made his way out through education.
It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being.
Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things.
Home is the place where, when you have to go there, They have to take you in.