I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
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Steven Wright Quotes
- I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
- I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
- I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
- I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
- How young can you die of old age?
- I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
- I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.
- I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.
- I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
- I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
Best Quotes
- Yeah, I mean the material, directors, the other cast, and if you think you can do something with the character then you do it and go from there. I am looking forward to doing some smaller movies.
- Live truth instead of professing it.
- I heard a definition once: Happiness is health and a short memory! I wish I'd invented it, because it is very true.
- To attempt seeing Truth without knowing Falsehood. It is the attempt to see the Light without knowing the Darkness. It cannot be.
- Salman Rushdie, indeed any writer who abuses the prophet or indeed any prophet under Islamic law, the sentence for that is actually death.
- The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age.
- Be more dedicated to making solid achievements than in running after swift but synthetic happiness.
- Our age knows nothing but reaction, and leaps from one extreme to another.
- They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea.
- I lead no party I follow no leader. I have given the best part of my life to careful study of Islam, its law and polity, its culture, its history and its literature.