I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
Quote by Steven Wright
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
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Steven Wright Quotes
- Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
- I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'
- I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
- How young can you die of old age?
- Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
- Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
- I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
- I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
- If God dropped acid, would he see people?
- I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
Best Quotes
- Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can all of them make me laugh.
- I love doing normal things - movies, shopping, going out with friends, writing, reading, taking hot bubble baths - that's a big one for relaxation. I also love to go to art and history museums.
- Becoming emancipated at 14, my life wasn't normal. I didn't have to go to school, so I didn't. I was rebellious by nature. I spent my 20s focusing on my company, Flower Films, and producing movies. Now that I'm almost 30, I would like to try other things in lie. I'm crazy about photography, and I want to take an art history class.
- Acting is invigorating. But I don't analyse it too much. It's like a dog smelling where it's going to do its toilet in the morning.
- Life is an adventure in forgiveness.
- It is more shameful to distrust our friends than to be deceived by them.
- Fear of death makes us devoid both of valour and religion. For want of valour is want of religious faith.
- Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
- I turned to music originally because of my past and needing a release or an outlet to get out anger or frustration or hurt.
- Fame will go by and, so long, I've had you, fame. If it goes by, I've always known it was fickle. So at least it's something I experience, but that's not where I live.