I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
Quote by Steven Wright
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
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Steven Wright Quotes
- Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'
- I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
- When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
- I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.
- I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
- When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
- What's another word for Thesaurus?
- I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
- I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
- I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Best Quotes
- I'd like to believe an accumulation of experience has made me a sort of a grown-up person, so I can have judgment and taste and whatever.
- Politics is a science. You can demonstrate that you are right and that others are wrong.
- My mother taught me that we all have the power to achieve our dreams. What I lacked was the courage.
- The world is full of a lot of fear and a lot of negativity, and a lot of judgment. I just think people need to start shifting into joy and happiness. As corny as it sounds, we need to make a shift.
- A man's true state of power and riches is to be in himself.
- The changes in our life must come from the impossibility to live otherwise than according to the demands of our conscience not from our mental resolution to try a new form of life.
- Along with the times Bear the truth, good, and right Do what ought. Be a man of justice and morals
- We should take care not to make the intellect our god it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality.
- I don't hate humanity and I'm not interested in people who do. Although, it's funny, actually, some of my favorite writers really do. Like Martin Amis. My dirty secret. 'London Fields' is one of my favorite books ever. And it's indefensible! But he's so funny... I forgive him everything.
- Technology is neutral: It convicts and finds innocents. We must make it a regularized part of the system, giving defendants access to DNA testing and evidence whenever it might be relevant.