I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
Quote by Steven Wright
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I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
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Steven Wright Quotes
- I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
- I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
- Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'
- When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
- I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
- Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
- I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
- I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
- Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
- I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
Best Quotes
- Bias has to be taught. If you hear your parents downgrading women or people of different backgrounds, why, you are going to do that.
- One of the marks of a truly vigorous society is the ability to dispense with passion as a midwife of action - the ability to pass directly from thought to action.
- Fear of death makes us devoid both of valour and religion. For want of valour is want of religious faith.
- I knew at an early age I wanted to act. Acting was always easy for me. I don't believe in predestination, but I do believe that once you get where ever it is you are going, that is where you were going to be.
- Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
- Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times.
- People living deeply have no fear of death.
- I woke up full of hate and fear the day before the most recent peace march in San Francisco. This was disappointing: I'd hoped to wake up feeling somewhere between Virginia Woolf and Wavy Gravy.
- I look forward to a great future for America - a future in which our country will match its military strength with our moral restraint, its wealth with our wisdom, its power with our purpose.
- My sisters have been baptized and my dad is a deacon at his church now. Sadly my mother passed away but what I can say is that the Jehovah Witnesses took very good care of her up until she died.