I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.
Quote by Steven Wright
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I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.
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Steven Wright Quotes
- If God dropped acid, would he see people?
- I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
- I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
- Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
- I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'
- I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
- Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
- What's another word for Thesaurus?
- I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.
- When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
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- The silent lion hunts a game whereas the roaring lion never
- I try to speak my points of view about black America, and how I feel about black men and the role that black men should play in their lives with their children and in their lives with their women.
- You are 27 or 28 right? It is very tough to live at that age. When nothing is sure. I have sympathy with you.