I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.
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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
While knowledge may provide useful point of reference, it cannot become a force to guide the future.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
What I work hard at doing is staying on a path of being kind and showing and proving that I'm a good person to society. That's hard. The talent, that's a gift. I just came here like that.
I have argued for years that we do not have a health care system in America. We have a disease-management system - one that depends on ruinously expensive drugs and surgeries that treat health conditions after they manifest rather than giving our citizens simple diet, lifestyle and therapeutic tools to keep them healthy.
Love is the greatest refreshment in life.
Don't make music for some vast, unseen audience or market or ratings share or even for something as tangible as money. Though it's crucial to make a living, that shouldn't be your inspiration. Do it for yourself.
I do not believe that politics in the long run is about individuals. It is about ideas.
Only he deserves power who every day justifies it.
I've always been a bit of a car freak.
Everybody thinks making films back to back is a big deal but they did it all the time in the old days.