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I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'
How young can you die of old age?
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
Just as a candle cannot burn without fire, men cannot live without a spiritual life.
John D. Rockefeller wanted to dominate oil, but Microsoft wants it all, you name it: cable, media, banking, car dealerships.
I look forward to a great future for America - a future in which our country will match its military strength with our moral restraint, its wealth with our wisdom, its power with our purpose.
I shall never be ashamed of citing a bad author if the line is good.
But I do not believe that the world would be entirely different if there were more women leaders. Maybe if everybody in leadership was a woman, you might not get into the conflicts in the first place. But if you watch the women who have made it to the top, they haven't exactly been non-aggressive - including me.
I don't really make movies because I want to see my face on a billboard or because I want to get good reviews or have a big box office. That doesn't really matter to me at all.
I'd like to be settled into somewhat of a normal life. Somewhat. I know it's never going to be completely normal.
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
When I was four years old, my mother put me into a school for early music education where you get perfect pitch and harmony and composition.
Every society and religion has rules, for both have moral laws. And the essence of morality consists, as in art, of drawing the line somewhere.