Oh, ever since my Masochistic Baby went and left me
I got nothin- to hit but the wall.
She loved me when I beat her,
But I started actin- sweeter,
And that was no way to treat her at all.
Yes, she is the one that I-m dreamin- of,
And you always hurt the one you love.
And ever since my Masochistic Baby went and left me,
I got nothin- to hit but the wall, oh no...
Nothin- to beat but the eggs
Nothin- to belt but my pants
Nothin- to whip but the cream
Nothin- to punch but the clock
Nothin- to strike but a match.