Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
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In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.
The best plan now is to have as many bosses as possible. I call it boss diversity. If you work for a company and you have one boss and that boss doesn't like you or wants to get rid of you, you're in trouble. But if you work for yourself, you have lots of bosses, who are your customers, and if a few of them decide they don't like you, that's okay.
Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that's O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems.
The only risk of failure is promotion.
Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that's already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don't want.
It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.
When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money. You've got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids.
Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it.
Only by learning to live in harmony with your contradictions can you keep it all afloat.
A first-generation fortune is the most likely to be given away, but once a fortune is inherited it's less likely that a very high percentage will go back to society.
I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
Poetry is a way of taking life by the throat.
I believe in a religion that believes in freedom. Any time I have to accept a religion that won't let me fight a battle for my people, I say to hell with that religion.
Family and friends and faith are the most important things in your life and you should be building friendships.
Politics are very much like war. We may even have to use poison gas at times.
When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.