I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
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I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
- At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't.
- Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide he exposes himself.
- I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
- Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
- I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
- My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
- I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
- My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
- Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
- I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Best Quotes
- I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
- It is in Rousseau's writing above all that history begins to turn from upper-class honour to middle-class humanitarianism. Pity, sympathy and compassion lie at the centre of his moral vision. Values associated with the feminine begin to infiltrate social existence as a whole, rather than being confined to the domestic sphere.
- Experience demands that man is the only animal which devours his own kind, for I can apply no milder term to the general prey of the rich on the poor.
- Simple steps are complex when manouvering.
- A woman can't be alone. She needs a man. A man and a woman support and strengthen each other. She just can't do it by herself.
- If I'm a lush at anything, it's food and drink. I'm not materialistic in any way, but I value food.
- Always seek out the seed of triumph in every adversity.
- We've used up a lot of bullets. And we talk about stimulus. But the truth is, we're running a federal deficit that's 9 percent of GDP. That is stimulative as all get out. It's more stimulative than any policy we've followed since World War II.
- According to the law of nature it is only fair that no one should become richer through damages and injuries suffered by another.
- When you make a commitment to a relationship, you invest your attention and energy in it more profoundly because you now experience ownership of that relationship.