Robert Orben

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In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee - or laugh.
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If you can laugh together, you can work together.
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Every speaker has a mouth An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.
Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

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