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Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.
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I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.
Every speaker has a mouth An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.
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I always had a really natural faith as a kid. Where I knew God existed and it felt very free and pretty wild and natural, and it wasn't religious.
I like the George Romero films, which were really great, social satire movies really twisted.
No evil can happen to a good man, either in life or after death.
Read the Bible. Work hard and honestly. And don't complain.
A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider god-fearing and pious. On the other hand, they do less easily move against him, believing that he has the gods on his side.
I love art dealers. In some ways, they're my favorite people in the art world. Really. I love that they put their money where their taste is, create their own aesthetic universes, support artists, employ people, and do all of this while letting us see art for free. Many are visionaries.
I'm completely comfortable with gay marriage.
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