Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.
Quote by Robert Orben
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Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.
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Robert Orben Quotes
- To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
- Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.
- A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
- Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
- If you can laugh together, you can work together.
- In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee - or laugh.
- Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
- I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.
- Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
- Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.
Best Quotes
- Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature. And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are a part of the mystery that we are trying to solve.
- When I started editing on my home computer, I said to myself, 'Well, I could be at home studying for a class or I could be at home editing a video.'
- I hope that we can continue this cooperation on other critical issues related to America's future technological competitiveness. We must work together to encourage the creative talents that have made our country the world leader in technology.
- See, that's why Barack's running: to end the war in Iraq responsibly - to build an economy that lifts every family, to make sure health care is available for every American - and to make sure that every child in this nation has a world-class education all the way from preschool to college.
- We incorporated new tastes and flavors into our kids' diets from a very early age, which helped to develop their palates and prevented them from becoming picky eaters. We don't buy junk food and give them options of fresh fruit, yogurt, raw almonds, or dried whole grain cereals for snack time.
- I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
- The source of all the material comes from nothingness, illusion is working more on things you can prove. That's the principle, the essence of life, it is actually an illusion, not immaterial. That's worth pursuing. So illusion is not nothing. In a way, that is the truth.
- If the present world go astray, the cause is in you, in you it is to be sought.
- We are currently working on new policies to protect and create American jobs, particularly by improving education. We need more information in order to find the best solutions to this increasing concern for American families.
- I can't go to war with paparazzi.