Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.
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Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
Every speaker has a mouth An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
Reputation is what men and women think of us character is what God and angels know of us.
Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.
Women today have more of an overview of their lives and how marriage is or is not a part of it.
Eventually, with success, I started to feel more and more isolated - like I didn't have a community of artists.
The saddest thing I can imagine is to get used to luxury.
Trust, but verify.
The Ten Commandments have never been replaced as the moral basis upon which society rests.
Beware of false knowledge it is more dangerous than ignorance.
Most poetry in the modern age has retreated to the private sphere, turning its back on the political realm.
I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink, but they whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves their conduct, will pursue their principles unto death.