Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
Quote by Rita Rudner
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Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
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Rita Rudner Quotes
- I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
- I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.
- In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
- To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
- I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again.
- I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
- I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
- To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
- Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
Best Quotes
- I've always taught that a poor economy is the best opportunity for salespeople because the naysayers and grumblers have already given up, leaving more territory, more opportunities to be successful than in a good economy when virtually all salespeople are out there, giving it their best.
- Death is a billion-dollar business. They can't even pass a law where it takes seven days to get a gun. Why don't you have to go through the same kind of screening you do to get a driver's license? It's totally insane.
- A free press can, of course, be good or bad, but, most certainly without freedom, the press will never be anything but bad.
- As a mom, I know it is my responsibility, and no one else's, to raise my kids. But we have to ask ourselves, what does it mean when so many parents are finding their best efforts undermined by an avalanche of advertisements aimed at our kids.
- The idea that the rest of the world was somehow being held hostage by the Arab-Israeli conflict once had a minimal basis in reality. In the first 20 years of Israel's existence, every Arab country was in an active state of war with the Jewish state.
- You can practice to attain knowledge, but you can't practice to attain wisdom.
- You always want to quit while you are ahead. You don't want to be like a fighter who stays too long in the ring until you're not performing at your best.
- Whoever renders service to many puts himself in line for greatness - great wealth, great return, great satisfaction, great reputation, and great joy.
- There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.
- When I make a film I'm away from home for two to three months. So I want my kids to look at my films one day and say, I love his movies, I love his choices-because he loved them.