Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
Quote by Rita Rudner
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Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
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Rita Rudner Quotes
- My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
- Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again.
- I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
- I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.
- My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
- Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
- To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
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