Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
Quote by Rita Rudner
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Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
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Rita Rudner Quotes
- I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
- I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
- My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
- There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.
- Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
- My Vegas act is how I make my money.
- In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
- I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
- We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
Best Quotes
- Peace is not only better than war, but infinitely more arduous.
- I am a sensitive writer, actor and director. Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager.
- Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give.
- Working with my dad was such a gas. We approached the work in a similar way. We only made two films together when I was an adult, Tucker, and Blown Away, but it was so much fun to play with your parent like that.
- Just hit my 75th birthday, I'm feeling great!
- We have no right to assume that any physical laws exist, or if they have existed up until now, that they will continue to exist in a similar manner in the future.
- The ordinary American - as far as I can tell - knows so much less than he did fifty years ago and has such poor work habits compared with fifty years ago that the average multiplicand of knowledge/capabilities is a much smaller number than it was in 1961.
- You have to listen to the people who have a negative opinion as well as those who have positive opinion. Just to make sure that you are blending all these opinions in your mind before a decision is made.
- Failure is an enigma. You worry about it, and it teaches you something.
- The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic.