Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
Quote by Rita Rudner
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Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
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Rita Rudner Quotes
- In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
- When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
- Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
- My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
- There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.
- Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
- I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
- I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again.
- I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.
- I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Best Quotes
- A magical of success is powered by persistence.
- The best smell in the world is that man that you love.
- In a controversy the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves.
- Different men seek after happiness in different ways and by different means, and so make for themselves different modes of life and forms of government.
- Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.
- It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.
- I loved hip-hop. The first stuff I heard was Public Enemy, and I couldn't believe it. It was amazing, and I've always loved hip-hop.
- I believe that being successful means having a balance of success stories across the many areas of your life. You can't truly be considered successful in your business life if your home life is in shambles.
- We have art in order not to die of the truth.
- OK, in all seriousness, I would say I couldn't be in a relationship without equality, generosity, integrity, spirit, kindness and humor. And awesomeness.