I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
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I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.
I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again.
There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
I don't really consider myself one of those actors who takes his work home with him.
It's only a fool that will lit a candle at midday.
I'm married. My wife, Stella - a beautiful woman. She's brought a lot of peace to my life, a lot of wisdom.
I don't believe in firing professors. They have academic freedom.
If I am not worth the wooing, I am surely not worth the winning.
I'm obsessed with the countryside: woods, forests, fields, lakes, mountains. I'm really into folk music and folklore. But more so I'm into electronic music. I'm into bands that have both aspects, like Boards of Canada is a perfect example. You could listen to that type of music running through a woods. It's kind of what I wanted to achieve.
Time travel used to be thought of as just science fiction, but Einstein's general theory of relativity allows for the possibility that we could warp space-time so much that you could go off in a rocket and return before you set out.
Every religion is good that teaches man to be good and I know of none that instructs him to be bad.
Like family, we are tied to each other. This is what all good musicians understand.
My religion centers in different areas than what's considered conventional religion.