Ogden Nash Poems
- 1. The Middle
- 2. Look What You Did, Christopher!
- 3. What's The Use?
- 4. Old Dr. Valentine To His Son
- 5. A Drink With Something In It
- 6. First Child ... Second Child
- 7. I'll Get One Tomorrow
- 8. The Boy Who Laughed At Santa Claus
- 9. Samson Agonistes
- 10. A Caution To Everybody
- 11. The Dog
- 12. More About People
- 13. Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer
- 14. Very Like A Whale
- 15. The Clean Plater
- 16. The Tale Of Custard The Dragon
- 17. Adventures Of Isabel
- 18. Lines On Facing Forty
- 19. A Flea And A Fly In A Flue
- 20. Reflection On The Fallibility Of Nemesis
- 21. No Doctor's Today, Thank You
- 22. The Ant
- 23. Family Court
- 24. The Romantic Age
- 25. The Firefly
- 26. Lather As You Go
- 27. The Joyous Malingerer
- 28. The Lion
- 29. Introspective Reflection
- 30. Reflection On Babies
- 31. Soliloquy In Circles
- 32. The Perfect Husband
- 33. To A Small Boy Standing On My Shoes While I Am Wearing Them
- 34. The Sniffle
- 35. Tableau At Twilight
- 36. The Hippopotamus
- 37. Reflection On Caution
- 38. Biological Reflection
- 39. Will Consider Situation
- 40. The Hunter
- 41. My Dream
- 42. Requiem
- 43. Good-by Now Or Pardon My Gauntlet
- 44. Song Of The Open Road
- 45. The Solitary Huntsman
- 46. Come On In, The Senility Is Fine
- 47. If He Were Alive Today, Mayhap, Mr. Morgan Would Sit On The Midget's Lap
- 48. The Termite
- 49. One From One Leaves Two
- 50. Just Keep Quiet And Nobody Will Notice