I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
Quote by Mitch Hedberg
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I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
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Mitch Hedberg Quotes
- The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
- Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?
- If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.
- A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
- I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.
- I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
- I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
- I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.
- I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
- Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
Best Quotes
- Bias has to be taught. If you hear your parents downgrading women or people of different backgrounds, why, you are going to do that.
- One of the marks of a truly vigorous society is the ability to dispense with passion as a midwife of action - the ability to pass directly from thought to action.
- Fear of death makes us devoid both of valour and religion. For want of valour is want of religious faith.
- I knew at an early age I wanted to act. Acting was always easy for me. I don't believe in predestination, but I do believe that once you get where ever it is you are going, that is where you were going to be.
- Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
- Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times.
- People living deeply have no fear of death.
- I woke up full of hate and fear the day before the most recent peace march in San Francisco. This was disappointing: I'd hoped to wake up feeling somewhere between Virginia Woolf and Wavy Gravy.
- I look forward to a great future for America - a future in which our country will match its military strength with our moral restraint, its wealth with our wisdom, its power with our purpose.
- My sisters have been baptized and my dad is a deacon at his church now. Sadly my mother passed away but what I can say is that the Jehovah Witnesses took very good care of her up until she died.