Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
Quote by Mark Twain
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By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.
To be good is noble but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
When in doubt tell the truth.
Thunder is good, thunder is impressive but it is lightning that does the work.
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.
Drugs are the enemies of ambition and hope - and when we fight against drugs we are fighting for the future.
That's one of the cool things about fame. You have an affect on society and where it goes.
If capitalism is to remain a healthy, vibrant economic system, corporations must participate in taking care of the society and the environment in which they live.
What Churchill described as the twin marauders of war and tyranny have been almost entirely banished from our continent. Today, hundreds of millions dwell in freedom, from the Baltic to the Adriatic, from the Western Approaches to the Aegean.
With a family of six, there is always something to make, create and do together.
We're born with success. It is only others who point out our failures, and what they attribute to us as failure.
Research has shown that the perceived style of leadership is by far the most important thing to most voters in evaluating officeholders and candidates.
To all, to each, a fair good night, And pleasing dreams, and slumbers light.
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
Adversity is the first path to truth.