Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
Quote by Mark Twain
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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
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Mark Twain Quotes
- Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
- Prosperity is the best protector of principle.
- It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
- Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
- Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
- Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.
- A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
- The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
- Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.
Best Quotes
- I'm not after fame and success and fortune and power. It's mostly that I want to have a good job and have good friends that's the good stuff in life.
- You know, the reward for 'Captain America' is amazing. It's always fun to see a giant spectacle film and see the fun stuff - the special effects.
- When I was a little boy I used to borrow my father's hat, and make a press card to stick in the hat band. That was the way reporters were always portrayed in the movies.
- Life must be a constant education one must learn everything, from speaking to dying.
- If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
- Only through destroying myself can I discover the greater power of my spirit.
- The death of my father is probably the biggest thing that I ever faced. Daddy and I were best friends.
- Those who can win a war well can rarely make a good peace and those who could make a good peace would never have won the war.
- A science which does not bring us nearer to God is worthless.
- The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.